Kalena

Kalena

You could be a Vegas regular or planning your first visit or you might be as unique as Kim Peek or as average as Mr. Schmidt of About Schmidt, a role essayed by Jack Nicholson. In either case, hiring an escort during your trip to Sin City is a must. I can be your partner when you go for a company-sponsored event or when you have lunch with conference attendees.

You could be as unique as Jack Nicholson’s character in As Good As It Gets or an ex astronaut like the character Mr. Nicholson plays in Terms of Endearment. You could even be like the forbidding Colonel Mr. Nicholson portrays in A Few Good Men. Irrespective of your psychological make-up, a Vegas trip with some time spent with me can do a world of good to you.

Our time spent in conversation will be a good way to get to know each other a little bit — learn about our hobbies and passions and likes and dislikes. I am eager to know your take on The Singularity and Artificial General Intelligence and extraterrestrial intelligence and exoplanets.

We could discuss more mundane stuff if you prefer.

You won’t get Nobel Prizes for inventions such as the Fliz Bike or the Crane Head Serving Device nor for the kind of wacky things Simone Giertz makes. Do you watch her videos? John Goodenough was good enough for a Nobel Prize. Sometimes people spend their lives doing theoretical calculations and get the Nobel Prize for that — Albert Einstein, Paul Dirac, Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar and so many others. Some become well known physicists and some are walking the ‘lonely byways of science’ to use their words.

From the days of bosons and fermions, now we are in the age of topological quantum computers — quite a distance to cover in a hundred years. What more will be known or understood or invented in a thousand years? Arthur C. Clarke predicted high-rise buildings that go all the way up to geostationary orbit? Do you think that will become a reality by 3001 AD?

Once we have spent enough time in conversation, we can move on to more intimate interactions in the privacy of your resort suite.

No matter what your marital situation or ethnic background, we could make things interesting between us with a hygienic shower in your resort suite.

Do you want an erotic massage or perhaps a role-play session?

If you play a dentist, you will need clever one-liners such as: I’d love to explore every crevice … you know, to make sure nothing’s out of place. You could deploy other one-liners such as: I’m ready to go deep … should I grab the drill or just use my hands? You might deploy another dentistry metaphor: You’ve got me throbbing like a bad tooth … wanna help me relieve the pressure?

I am fine with wordplay and you can come up with the right phrases depending on what role you are playing.
So, let us roll the dice and see how far this lucky streak takes us.

If you are bearded like George Clooney or Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connecy or Hugh Jackman, I am quite fine with your facial hair situation. If you are Asian and wear spectacles and come up with code that runs some critical component of the internet, I am quite impressed by your nerd quotient. If you have washboard abs and are a gym regular, I love your dedication and commitment to physical fitness.

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