Belinda

Belinda

I think we should focus on and prioritize the right things in life and having fun should be among the main things to focus on and prioritize. I am a brunette beauty with boobs that you know you desire and I would love to let you caress and kiss them.

If you are looking for some relaxing time in Vegas, you have come to just the right place. You can book me for a couple of hours or more of unforgettable fun involving some interaction and intimate encounters.

You may have heard about escorts and you may have experience hiring escorts and your previous experiences with escorts may have been fun or not. In any case, when you hire an escort like me, you are assured of the services of a professional escort.

I am here to spend time with you in some deep conversation and also to take things further if things turn out fine or the vibe between us is just right.

I like to begin my time with my clients with a short discussion or conversation and we can take care of the basic formalities within minutes. Or, we could go for some sumptuous dinner and have a heart-to-heart conversation if you prefer.

In any case, we can agree about how lucky we are to be living in the 21st century and not the middle age where the evening ‘entertainment’ occasionally included public executions.

We could discuss what curious hobbies people have such as having or owning exotic pets which leads to some folks trying to smuggle ants or beetles to the United States. Imagine the surprise of the agents when they discovered to their surprise beetles in checked in luggage. “Dozens of Live Beetles Found in Japanese Snacks During Customs Check at LAX,” as this headline noted.

“Agriculture specialists with U.S. Customs and Border Protection discovered 37 giant live beetles hidden inside snack bags and containers, and agency officials said this week that the insects had most likely been intended for exotic insect collections.

They said that the beetles were worth about $1,500. The illegally smuggled insects included scarab beetles, stag beetles and darkling beetles, the agency said.

These bugs are four to six inches long, and some collectors enjoy seeing them fight against each other with their hornlike appendages during mating season …”

Humans certainly have interesting hobbies. One can perhaps imagine Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory having or owning exotic pets for ‘science’ and ‘study’ and ‘research’ though a straight shooter like him would never do anything illegal.

Sheldon might totally volunteer factual information such as this: a one-week-old human embryo is about 0.1 mm while a one-month-old embryo/fetus is about 2.5 to 3 mm and the fetus is about 7.5 to 8 cm when three months old. Sheldon might even share the details of the evolutionary history of the pentadactyl limb.

Sheldon made a fine art of delivering dialogues — awkward or not — in a deadpan manner. Here are some of the best:

“I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.”

“If outside is so good, why has man spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?”

“I’m sorry, coffee’s out of the question. When I moved to California, I promised my mother that I won’t start doing drugs.”

“One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.”

“What computer do you have? … And please don’t say a white one.”

“I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.”

“People say you can’t live without love. I think oxygen is more important.”

“Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think if I were wrong, I’d know it?”

“What is wrong with you?” Penny: “Why are you so rude to me?” Sheldon: “I’m sorry. That was inconsiderate. Perhaps I should say: ‘What isn’t wrong with you?’”

“I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.”

“I don’t trust banks. I believe that when the robots rise up, ATMs will lead the charge.”

And so forth …

We can have fun discussing Sheldon’s views on Dating & Relationships and much else.

We could visit a restaurant to enjoy your favorite dishes and wine and thereafter we could retire to your resort suite to indulge in some real fun.

Sheldon may have said: “There’s nothing romantic about the act of coitus. It’s just the inefficient transfer of genetic material.” We can test whether Sheldon was right or wrong.

Certainly joining the Mile High Club maybe a bit of a tough affair and crossing the Karman Line may be somewhat expensive — unless you are William Shatner or Alan Shepard’s daughter or the girlfriend of the billionaire owner of a rocket launch company.

Our adventures will be less risky but need not be any less risqué — and it can be as fun and memorable as enjoying a few minutes of weightlessness.

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